Sadowi fidgeted in his seat, stuck in the middle. It was no secret that he didn't need to use the toilet, and it was no secret that he was bored to no end. At first after climbing onto the aircraft and finding his assigned spot, he looked at the two beside him and decided both had grimlet eyes that brooked no argument or conversation, especially Broadshield with his scrunched up jaw. He then stared at his passport intently, the only thing in his pocket, as if attempting to pull its contents out with his eyes and carefully inspecting every page. Finished, he flipped back to the beginning and very slowly and loudly read every word he saw. With the small booklet's final words stating how it contained "sensitive electronics," after reading he promptly began bending it to confirm its authenticity, from individual pages and covers to the entire thing.
He returned the passport to his pocket after nearly ruining it.
"Gee, I don't know," he announced. "We're going to someplace I've never heard of to save a damsel in distress and her rock collection and hopefully not start a war. That guy over there says this country called Maa-draas is building a biological weapon. Last time I checked, a rock doesn't seem very alive, not counting stuff on it."
His being made of sand and held together by magic never crossed his mind as he went on. "Oh yes, our last resort has 'Captain Reddy'* calling his pals, but we are going to the beach. Hopefully we have a long list of resorts, then.
"Girly Celestia's been notified but doesn't know about our trip, so secret's how it's going, and...and...I don't know. We got on this collection of metal and canvas flying in formation without so much as getting our pockets turned out. For all you guys know I could be the bad guy with a friend very 'close' to my heart tagging along for the ride, a master persuader prepared for even the most 'heated' and 'explosive' arguments and worst 'falling' outs."
*Broadshield, because he has a red coat and his readiness